quick update on ns...

hihi guys.. jus saying that i'm fine n alive.

anw, first two three weeks of ns quite fine..

n omg its already 3 weeks! which means i've got like 6 weeks to get fit n attempt to enter ocs (Officer Cadet School). @#$%^!

it also means its 6 weeks to POP (Passing Out Parade). which is not a parade where everyone passes out, but jus where we all leave 9 weeks of crap (BMT) to enter the rest of the two years of deeper crap. so yep.. POP.

anw army life (i.e. army life of watching pple exercise and doing sai-kang [shit jobs] ) is quite fun.. i train for one day then get sick n don need to train for next 4 days. quite cool ah, army?

but i want to go train la.. otherwise goodbye OCS, goodbye SISPEC. maybe can go OCS thru SISPEC.. see lah..

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anw Hawk Platoon Two quite fun lah.. sargeants are fun pple, the lieutenant oso quite fun person. but of course can be serious too, but at least sumtimes they can talk cock with us, which probably reminds us that they're not slave drivers or what.. in fact they are more like teachers who we can talk cock with.. cos they're similar age to us lah.. oldest 6 yrs older lah..

then the pple are the best la.. damn funny. i found out Atten B. pple oso can kena pumping..
if they fart in public. O_o..

but the reason he kena 20 wasnt bcos he broke wind in public. its jus that he didnt shout "HAWK COY" afterwards.. which is a spastic rule invented by our dear PC.. O_o

best lah u go toilet in the morning n queue up for a toilet.. u probably by right shld hear "hawk coy! hawk coy! hawk coy!" from inside the cubicles..

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n there's also a night pee-er.. who soiled section 2. but i still don understand at all.. they guy whose cupboard kena pee-ed on actually woke up while the "crime" was being carried out, but didnt stop him. O_o.. mystery of army life..

but nobody noes whether it was a prank (more likely done by the infamously notorious platoon 3), or a sleep-walker-cum-pee-er (more likely done by infamously-cannot-sleep platoon 2 which is my platoon)..

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but see army life can be so fun.. esp with all the disgusting things floating arnd.. no wonder our company has a "sick platoon".. abt 50 pple are on status, which jus means that abt on average 25% of Hawk Company is on status (sick).. now.. what do YOU think abt tekong now..?

n its pressurizing being part of this "elite" 25%.. the lucky 25% with medical immunity against knock-downs (pumping, crunches or jumping jacks)..

i love my home..

okay.. cheers~ n peace!

oh yar, n happy chinese new year~

Jan IV: A New Hope. ???

hello hello pardon the long absence. i'm preparing u guys for an even longer absence coming up. one caused by NS!

Thunderclap*

right.

little iddy biddy poor souls out there still gg to school, i pity you. little big fellas out there who are my age and now paying (yucks) adult fare, go get a job lah. and those poor desolute souls enlisting over the following weekend, i feel ur pain. literally.

and i noe some fellas out there are like "woohoo NS! time to be sumbody at last!".. yeah, of course, we're training to be one of the millions of pple defending our good country.

being sumbody yeah?.. riiight.

i think its the wrong reason to celebrate ns. i'm no patriot, mind you, but i do know that i'll probably want to stay in this country for a good deal more time. think i've mentioned this before. i'm sure there's a lot of things "wrong" with this country, but tts inevitable. but i'm so sure that there are other countries out there that's much more "wrong".

so i'll defend this tiny island.. probably die trying, but that wld be a fancy end to the unillustrious life of benp.

ooh but i'm terribly frightened my lack of fitness that comes from a slightly injured foot wld be disadvantageous and disastrous and problematic in the upcoming weeks. n i'm sure i'm stuck in tekong for hari raya haji. but no big deal lah..

okay lah.. think i've said enough to incriminate me to serve lifelong ns.

wait a minute.

i already have to do that.

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okay happy new year all.. try to keep ur resolutions this year.. i know i wont..

okay fine let me make a resolution jus for the fun of it.

by the end of 2006,

1. england must have won the soccer world cup even without michael owen.
2. and i wanna be rich.

lets see.. (2) rich is a relative term, so i'm sure i'll be rich in my (cheap) eyes by the end of 2006. (1) england already have won the world cup in 1966. without michael owen...

i guess i will end up fullfilling my new year resolutions~!

cheers~ n god bless..